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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Obama Takes Home The Gold

No... this is not a serious post... it's just in "good" fun. This was an email I received today. 

First the Nobel Peace Prize and now all of this! Has there ever been anyone so deserving

News Flash: 


Obama has just won the Heisman Trophy Award after watching a college football game.


            Obama has been named Country Music Entertainer of the Year!!!

Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville

NASHVILLE - President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.

Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.

In Nashville , country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that time has yet to record a single country song.

But Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was "honored and humbled" by the award before excusing himself to accept this year's Heisman Trophy.

I have just received word that Obama has just won the Stanley Cup after attending Disney’s Little Mermaid on ice.

As Obama was driving to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he accidentally won the NASCAR Sprint Cup.

Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazillian yards, leading the Kenyan Unicorns to their first Super Bowl victory.  Well done, Captain Awesome.


While you were getting a cup of coffee, Obama won the Tour de France.

In a stunning development, Obama has been named Grand Imperial Poobah of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes in Peckerwood, Mississippi.

Hey... if I can laugh at George W. Bush jokes... Obama supporters can certainly laugh at Obama Jokes !!

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May we each take the moment necessary out of this day and any day we feel the need to remember those who have gone before us in defense of our freedoms. Without them... we would not be "here"... we would be in chains. ~Bug~