Volume 3, Issue 1
Starting out the new year right... a few emails I received today that seemed to "fit" the moment... or not. :o)
Hee-hee... what a bitch!
Course, we could say the same of his wife, now couldn't we.
I guess bill just loves his bitches!
I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline."
Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Hey... someone is going to burn in hell for that one;
but I doubt it will be me.