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Monday, January 28, 2008

Newest T-Shirt Crazzzz

Americans work too hard

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

Monday, January 7, 2008

Z-Mail: Voume 3, Issue 1


Volume 3, Issue 1


Starting out the new year right... a few emails I received today that seemed to "fit" the moment... or not. :o)


Hee-hee... what a bitch!

Course, we could say the same of his wife, now couldn't we.

I guess bill just loves his bitches!



I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline."

Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Hey... someone is going to burn in hell for that one;

but I doubt it will be me.

May we each take the moment necessary out of this day and any day we feel the need to remember those who have gone before us in defense of our freedoms. Without them... we would not be "here"... we would be in chains. ~Bug~