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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Z-Mail : Volume 2; Issue 1

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Volume 2, Issue 1

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Thought I would post a joke I received in my email:

A nice, calm and respectable man went into the pharmacy, right up to a female pharmacist, looked straight into her eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The man replied, "I need it to poison my wife."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and she exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your wife! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The man reached into his wallet and pulled out a picture of his wife in bed with the pharmacist's husband.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.

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May we each take the moment necessary out of this day and any day we feel the need to remember those who have gone before us in defense of our freedoms. Without them... we would not be "here"... we would be in chains. ~Bug~