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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The Virgin Connie Swail

I usually keep politics out of my personal space (ie The Phoenix Chronicles)... but lately, I'm beginning to wonder what the HELL is going on!

My question for the day is this... has it always been like this? I thought the civil war ended in 1865 (and yes... I did have to google that date). Maybe so much crap is happening in so many different areas of politics that I'm feeling the bombs splatting on my brain.

War, gas, immigration, hurricanes, racial cards and racial hate, Hilary, Bush... I'm beginning to think it's one giant conspiracy against the average American citizen.

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe the politicians have to sign a top-secret unnnnn-breakable contract stating they will help put everyone who is NOT a politician (or Hollywood freak show) into straight-jackets in order to get elected. But first... they must undergo sacrificing the Virgin Connie Swail.

[so long as the Virgin Connie Swail agrees to a vaginal exam to prove she's a virgin while admitting she watches gay porn, eats raw meat, hates war mongers, agrees to send her first born child into combat, goes to a pro-life and pro-choice protest and votes repubocrat]

They just can't get along...

Bomb them to hell or get the hell out.
Send them home or give them a home... lock the borders or give everyone a key.
Create natural disasters or invent a plastic bubble.
Toss in the racial card when someone says "boo" and hate everyone who isn't wearing the same skin.

How about this...

Put Hilary and Bush (and a few other current political nightmares) into a rocket ship... One of these days... ONE OF THESE DAYS... POW...

I support our president... but these days he seems to sway with whatever direction the wind happens to blow. And yes... I do have my opinions about many different subjects... I'm just tired of those on one side making those on the other come to a point where they HAVE to stand up and shout in order to truly be heard.

And now... for something completely different... I have a hemroid!

3 comments:

Deb said...

whoa - tmi babe - lol

David Drake said...

I've been wondering where you've been lately...

Bug said...

Well David... I've been here all along... at least, I think so.

May we each take the moment necessary out of this day and any day we feel the need to remember those who have gone before us in defense of our freedoms. Without them... we would not be "here"... we would be in chains. ~Bug~